Cat’s Ass Coffee, or Kopi Luwak as it is known in Sumatra, is renowned all over the world for its incredibly delicious, subtle, lingering flavor and exceptional smoothness. It is the worlds premiere rare & exotic coffee.
INGREDIENTS: 100% PURE
KOPI LUWAK ARABIC
Deep in the heart of the Sumatran jungle, where the roads are few and the people fewer, the stealthy Luwak roams free. This adorable cat burglar will make its way to coffee plantations when the crop is in season, using its superior senses to select only the choicest of coffee cherries. After digestion, these organic beans are gathered by hand from the rainforest floor and then taken by oxcart to an earthen kiln where they are gently roasted by a native coffee artisan.
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT COFFEE SNOB IN YOUR LIFE.
Genuine Kopi Luwak coffee beans release hidden flavor compounds from the beans that are never accessed by regular roasting and brewing. These wonderful, locked-away flavors are released because of the natural enzymes of the Luwak. Cat’s Ass Coffee is commonly known among connoisseurs as the worlds best-tasting coffee.
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Although the coffee is expensive per pound, the affordable price of Cat’s Ass Coffee allows everyone to enjoy this rare delicacy. Our Kopi Luwak is whole-heartedly guaranteed… If it isn’t the smoothest cup of coffee you have ever drank, simply return it for a 110% refund. In addition to this solid endorsement, we ship all Cat’s Ass Coffee with a certificate of authenticity that is ready to be framed and mounted on your wall.
Costing hundreds of dollars a pound, these beans are found in the droppings of the civet, a nocturnal, furry, long-tailed catlike animal that prowls Southeast Asia’s coffee-growing lands for the tastiest, ripest coffee cherries.
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This rare coffee has the dubious distinction of being consumed before the customer has even taken a sip. The palm civet, a cat-like animal also called a luwak, ingests fresh coffee cherries but doesn’t digest the beans inside.
THE WORLD'S SMOOTHEST COFFEE, GUARANTEED
If Cat’s Ass Coffee is not the smoothest cup of coffee you have ever drank, simply return it to us within the next 30 days and receive a 110% refund.
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